eleni-the-weirdo:

wearing band merch in public is like a mating call to others with music taste as good as mine

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thugmissus:

xemkgx:

do not fall in love with people like me.
i will take you to museums, and parks, and monuments, and kiss you in every beautiful place, so that you can never go back to them without tasting me like blood in your mouth. i will destroy you in the most beautiful way possible. and when i leave you will finally understand, why storms are named after people.

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xchristineyweenie:

Cards Against Humanity needs to stop being so frighteningly accurate to my life.

howlnatural:

Anyone who makes fun of fanfiction has never read really good fanfiction.

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orchidophile:

I’m craving netflix/cuddle time that transforms into really rough sex.

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